(as inspired by a Stacy Shannon blog)
I wish I could put into words
What words cannot convey
The present you got me, dear coworker
One week from Christmas Day.
You wrapped it in the paper
From your spare room with the scrapbooking stand
The scent of it is like a second gift since it
Shared space with your cat’s litter pan
It’s obvious you don’t know me,
But still you still care a tad
To help me avoid carpal tunnel
HARK! The gel wrist support mousepad
How dare you wait?
12 months to share
With me last year’s reject
A purse from RocaWear
Not sure what I did
To make you feel this way
Inspiring you to go to CVS
And buy me a bottle of Jean Nate
I shouldn’t mock or judge
Or bother being upset or holler
Your cost savvy ways I respect
With presents from “Everything’s a Dollar”
I wouldn’t mind some booze
Anything from your local Liquor rack
But the clearance table from 1983 called
They want their “Balsam and Ass” bath set back.
I guess what I am saying
Is that I feel the same
I filled a crap-ass mug with ribbon candy
Who knew we’d think the same?
Coworker Presents
Posted by
Macadamia N
at 3:27 PM
2 comments:
This reminds me of The Office where Creed gets Jim one of his old shirts for Secret Santa and threw it into a bag.
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