Chapter 4

Hobo

Nose inhale stench
Eyes water and chum peaks
PATCO at its best

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Don't Be


Don't be that guy
who gives me a high-five
who dances to "Jump Around" with a Coors Light
who wears boat shoes but has never been on a boat

Don't be that girl
who thinks that shirt still fits
who brags about screwing the bass player from Jimmy Eats World
who puts Beanie Babies in her Ford Focus

Don't be that crack whore
who shoots up during Christmas dinner
who sells his last hit to an 8-year old
who steals his mother's VCR instead of the DVD player

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My Sunshine (Haiku)

the bright warm sun shines
on you and me and our love
giving us cancer

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Why I Hate Karaoke Night At The Pub (Haiku)

karaoke girl
take me from your drunky town
in the key of tone deaf

3 comments:

Anonymous 2:36 PM  

Brilliant!

Steve H. 11:23 PM  

As always, athank you.

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